GIFT SHOP
Merch for greybeards and rowdy younger siblings alike. Silence is golden; cotton is comfortable.
Print-on-demand launching soon — no checkout yet, this is the concept shelf. Nothing here can be purchased today; the buttons below are honest placeholders, not stores. When fulfillment goes live, this note will say so, loudly, in plain text.
WEENIE
"Unix Weenie" Tee
The home-wing variant: phosphor green on black, like a terminal that respects you. For the greybeard in your life, including you.
WEENIE
"Linux Weenie" Tee
The sibling-wing variant in ice blue. Buy one for your favorite distro-hopper; they will wear it while installing another distro.
":wq" Sticker
Write and quit, in weatherproof vinyl. Guaranteed to end conversations at parties, one way or another.
execute-extended-command
"M-x" Tee
For the emacs contingent of the Editor Wars. Meta, tasteful, and slightly smug — as tradition demands.
THE EDITOR
WARS
"I Survived the Editor Wars" Mug
vi vs. emacs, fought to a standstill since 1976. ed watched the whole thing and said "?". Dishwasher safe; arguments not included.
standard
text editor.
— ed(1)
"ed is the standard text editor" Poster
The complete manual page, framed. Hang it where junior developers can read all of it in under four seconds.
Tux Plush
The Linux Wing's mascot, huggable at last. Squeezes silently, like a well-behaved daemon. A peace offering between wings.
PDP-11 Front-Panel Poster
Toggle switches and blinkenlights, suitable for framing. The original user interface, now wall-sized.
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